i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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