that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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