Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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