Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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