Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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