she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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