So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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