This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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