If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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