these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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