Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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