just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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