So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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