What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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