I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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