Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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