i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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