Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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We had sex on a dog bed..
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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