I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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