Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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