She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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