Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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