i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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