Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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