I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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