Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
