What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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