He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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