Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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