My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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