I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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