So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
love makes seman taste better
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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