Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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