Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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