Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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