I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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