people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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