I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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