So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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