she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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