I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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