thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Dick very happy bro
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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