just come out here and I will go home with you...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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