Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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