That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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