First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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