Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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