He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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