if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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