why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I cut my penus on the lid.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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