hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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