what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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