Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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