So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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