best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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