Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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